Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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