so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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