he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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