My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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