Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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