Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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