I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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