God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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