I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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