i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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