i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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