Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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