i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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