I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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