I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My breasts were aching with rage.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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