How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she peed on how many people?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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