So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
