Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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