Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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