the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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