the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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