that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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