yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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