My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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