They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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