I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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