how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
