brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You are a booty call, not a friend.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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