You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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