good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
