And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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