do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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