my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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