You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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