He is such a slut. More and more my type.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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