3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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