no, he came in my armpit
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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