I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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