writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You made out with two different species that night
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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