Me too!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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