stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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