Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
PANTIES FOUND
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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