I want to walk on stilts...naked
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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