It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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