I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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