$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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