I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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