Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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