I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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