this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
