i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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