3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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