found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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