i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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