He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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